Don't you send me to vm
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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