I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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