didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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