just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
