you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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