I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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