kristin has been a bad kristin
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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