The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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