D3 body, D1 cock
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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