god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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