quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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