ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Let's get the cat blown out
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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