Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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