guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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