OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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