3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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