Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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