i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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