Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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