i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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