I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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