Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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