Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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