I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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