Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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