I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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