its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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