I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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