Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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