I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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