I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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