Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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