Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You made out with two different species that night
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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