Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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