Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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