He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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