Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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