the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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