So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
