What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I didn't notice because vodka
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
wow bdsm is so cute
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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