If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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