come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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