im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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