I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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