Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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