yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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