whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
