We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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