shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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