What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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