You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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