I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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