did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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