How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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