if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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