your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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