dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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