bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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