Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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