When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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